(ice skating... a great Wichitonian Past time)

Have you ever been to Wichita, Kansas. If so, have you ever given a tour to someone that is experiencing the fine city for the first time?.. well it might go something like this:
Aileen: “What’s that building…”
Chris: “MMM… I don’t know?... hey look, there’s the river”
Aileen: “Do you know anything about this City”
Chris: “MMM… I think there’s an Indian Statue around here somewhere…”
...And scene.